There are some things that happen in porn movies that you should never try at home. These are things that are only done in porn and will more than likely get you in trouble with your partner if you try them.

The Moneyshot and Deep Throat

Do not under any circumstance randomly pull out and ejaculate on her face. This is not hot, we don’t know why porn stars do it, just don’t. Don’t try to get your cock as deep in her mouth as possible. For some reason porn stars have no gag reflexes. Real women do and she will stop if you choke her, trust me.

The Dick Slap

For some reason male porn stars like to hit their sex partners with their erect penis. This can be in the rear, stomach, thighs, or sometimes in the face! You should never dick slap your girlfriend in the face, that should go without saying. Also don’t slap her anywhere else with it, it is weird, and you aren’t in porn.

Derogatory Talk and The Piledriver

Degrading a woman in the heat of passion is still degrading her. When men call women derogatory terms during sex it is a big deal. If you mimic your porn movies this way, you believe to be left in the cold. The piledriver is something I just learned about and sounds dangerous. The woman will stand on her head while the man drives down into her. This is just a way to get hurt, and I am not even sure professionals should be doing it.

There you go, the things you should not do even if you see your favorite porn stars doing them. These things are not sexy, and you have to remember that your girlfriend is not a hard core porn star. You could perhaps get away with light bondage, but not dick slapping.